“There is a little man who lives in my refrigerator.
“I just discovered him today. I caught a glimpse of the little man when I was looking for the cheese. Richard is always eating all of the cheese, but he swore there was some left on the second shelf. So while I was poking around, pushing aside the vitamin bottles and weird condiments we never use, I saw a tiny figure slip behind the box of baking soda…”
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