
“Avoiding the Call” is now on Quail Bell Magazine
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The Void: Hello?
Jamie: Hello, is this the Void?
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The Void: Hello?
Jamie: Hello, is this the Void?
My Byronic (anti)hero satire “An Instruction Manual to Win Her Heart” is up on Little Old Lady Comedy 📜 ❤️
Harvard has admitted no fewer than a half-dozen murderers — not including ex-presidents and Henry Kissinger. But not one of them made a known kill before their acceptance into your esteemed institution. Could I be that trailblazer?
Are you getting right with God or just getting used? Find out now!
We live in an old red schoolhouse in the forest. The forest is thick and woolly, and at night you can hear the wolves sing.
It is safe here.
Do you remember waking up before your parents to watch Saturday morning cartoons on the good TV in the living room? One time you woke up too early and some boring, cheap kids show from 10 years ago was on. That’s when you took a break and went to your room. But instead of taking a nap, you went into your closet to look for something. Feeling around in the dark, you found the back of your closet was open space…
Peering through your hanging clothes, you saw a large, darkened room. A bunch of children you had never seen before were sitting around a circular table, all quietly coloring. Despite the strangeness of finding this inside your closet, you felt inexplicably drawn into the large room…
The Hallmark Channel brings career harpy Cookie home for the holidays, where the Christmas spirit means weird sex, low-rent drugs, and murder.
“OK, I’ll tell you what I remember: “I started interning for Alex Jones’ InfoWars last fall. Don’t judge me—there aren’t a lot of options for media internships in Texas. I needed to get some experience in media but still be able to live with my parents to save money—they live in Bluff Springs, just outside […]Read Post ›
“Day 1 “There is a little man who lives in my refrigerator. “I just discovered him today. I caught a glimpse of the little man when I was looking for the cheese. Richard is always eating all of the cheese, but he swore there was some left on the second shelf. So while I was […]Read Post ›
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